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07-19-18

3 MUST-HAVE NISSANS TO SURVIVE THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE

We all want to be prepared if we were ever faced with a zombie apocalypse. But have you considered what your escape vehicle will be? Below are our top Nissan picks to survive those flesh-eating monsters, just in case they start invading our world.

THE FIERCELY ENHANCED 2018 NISSAN ROGUE

The new Rogue is amazingly redesigned with the new Pro Pilot Assist*! The Automatic Emergency Breaking** can help you to better dodge zombies in the road, or any cars that may have been left behind from the initial outbreak. The Intelligent Lane Control Intervention*** and Intelligent Cruise Control**** can even help you stay in your lane and maintain a set speed to the cars ahead; perfect for when you're caught up in that zombie herd. The motion activated lift gate easily opens your trunk when your hands are full carrying all of the survival essentials (food, water, etc.). In a zombie apocalypse, survival essentials are basically currency; that's why the Divide & Hide Cargo System^ is key when hiding all of your survival essentials from potential thieves in this new apocalyptic world.

THE VICIOUS BRAND NEW 2018 NISSAN KICKS

Thought you needed a tank to keep your family safe from zombies? Think again, just outrun them in the newly released 2018 Nissan Kicks with Nissan Intelligent Mobility*. This innovative driving assist technology acts as the brain of your vehicle, so can work on protecting yours from being eaten by zombies!  It comes equipped with Automatic Emergency Braking**, Blind Spot Warning*** and Rear Cross Traffic Alert**** to help you navigate safely; especially when you might be tired from outrunning zombies all day and you miss the giant tree stump in the middle of the road that could’ve left you stranded with a broken axle! This new beauty also comes available with the Color Kicks Studio option to fully customize the look and color of your Kicks.  You can choose a look that helps you blend in with the environment, making this a great car for camouflage when you need to sleep; or make it as bright and as original as you want so that your group of survivors can always spot you!

THE POWERFUL 2018 NISSAN TITAN

Wanna run right over the undead? Look no further than the 2018 Nissan Titan.  This powerful ally is your best pick! With amazing towing ability of up to 9,400 lbs.* you can tow virtually anything or help other survivors in need by towing their broken-down car! Tow basecamp shelters, defense tools and much more! Plus the Intelligent Climate Control** helps to keep you comfortable. When activated by the Remote Engine Start System, it can adjust temperature and airflow for a quick cool-down on hot days, or on cold days it can adjust airflow to warm up the cabin, defrost windows & windshield, and can even turn on the available heated steering wheel and outside mirrors. When the zombie apocalypse hits, you never know where it will take you; whether you’re in the hot desert, or in the freezing high mountains, you will always be comfy inside this vehicle.

All 3 of these zombie getaway vehicles are available now at all 7 Mossy Nissan locations in San Diego. Be prepared and find your perfect escape car today!  

2018 Nissan Rogue:*ProPILOT Assist cannot prevent collisions. Always monitor traffic conditions and keep both hands on the steering wheel. See Owner’s Manual for safety information.

**Automatic Emergency Braking cannot prevent all collisions and may not provide warning or braking in all conditions. Driver should monitor traffic conditions and brake as needed to prevent collisions. See Owner’s Manual for safety information

***Intelligent Lane Intervention only operates when lane markings are detectable. See Owner’s Manual for safety information.

****Intelligent Cruise Control uses limited braking and is not a collision avoidance or warning system. Driver should monitor traffic conditions and brake as needed to prevent collisions. See Owner’s Manual for safety information

^Cargo and load capacity limited by weight and distribution. Always secure all cargo. Heavy loading of the vehicle with cargo, especially on the roof, will affect the handling and stability of the vehicle.

2018 Nissan Kicks:

* Availability of features varies by model year, model, trim, and package.

**Automatic Emergency Braking cannot prevent all collisions and may not provide warning or braking in all conditions. Driver should monitor traffic conditions and brake as needed to prevent collisions. See Owner’s Manual for safety information.

***Blind Spot Warning and Intelligent Blind Spot Intervention cannot prevent all collisions and may not detect every object or warn in all situations. Driver should always turn and look before changing lanes. See Owner’s Manual for safety information.

****Rear Cross Traffic Alert may not detect all vehicles. See Owner’s Manual for safety information.

2018 Nissan Titan:

*Maximum towing capacity when properly equipped. Maximum towing of up to:

  • 9,400 lbs. for TITAN® Crew Cab 4x2
  • 9,230 lbs. for TITAN® Crew Cab 4x4
  • 9,400 lbs. for TITAN® King Cab® 4x2
  • 9,240 lbs. for TITAN® King Cab® 4x4
  • 9,740 lbs. for TITAN® Single Cab 4x2
  • 9,470 lbs. for TITAN® Single Cab 4x4

Towing capacity varies by configuration. See Nissan Towing Guide and Owner’s Manual for additional information.

**State laws may apply. Review before using. Available features. See specifications for more details.  

+All zombie apocalypse scenarios are fictional.


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