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07-20-17

3 Must-Have Nissans to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse

We all want to be prepared if we were ever faced with a zombie apocalypse. But have you considered what your escape vehicle will be? Below are our top Nissan picks to survive those flesh-eating monsters just in case they start invading our world.

THE FIERCELY ENHANCED 2017 NISSAN ROGUE

With available Around View® Monitor^ and 33 MPG highway^^...you can keep an eye out for the undead without stopping for gas. The Nissan Rogue has impressive passenger volume with available seating for 7, so you can bring all your loved ones with you and still have room for all the essentials - like food and water!

Avoid the moans and terrors of the undead with available NissanConnect℠ Navigation*, this award winning 2017 IIHS Top Safety Pick** will keep you in good hands!

THE VICIOUS 2017 NISSAN VERSA NOTE

Thought you needed a tank to keep your family safe from zombies? Just outrun them in a fuel efficient, aerodynamic car! The Versa Note gets 40 MPG highway^^ and has available Nissan Intelligent Key® with push button ignition! So with just a push of a button you can escape the zombie feast. With available features such as easy to use touch screen, NissanConnect℠* and its selectable split-screen cameras, you're sure to escape the zombie apocalypse.

This car gives you unexpected cargo room with the available Divide-N-Hide® Adjustable floor. With its bold new profile and its rounded dynamic look will have you wanting to drive nonstop throughout the apocalypse!

THE POWERFUL 2017 NISSAN ARMADA

This confident, sophisticated, redesigned SUV cries trouble for the zombies. With a vehicle whose name literally means "large" you know you're in charge! The Nissan Armada’s powerful 390 horsepower V-8 engine allows you to zoom by zombies with ease. If you need to haul a lot of supplies, the Armada can handle it - it can tow up to 8,500 lbs!*** With seating for 8 this beautifully crafted interior will leave you with too much space.

With an available Nissan Mobile Entertainment System with dual 7’’ head restraint-mounted monitors, 3-D navigation system and BOSE Audio system, the kids will have no clue what’s going on outside of the car! Be smart about using muscle and find your adventurous side with this empowered vehicle.

All 3 of these zombie getaway vehicles are available at all 7 Mossy Nissan locations in San Diego. Be prepared and find your perfect escape car today!

*Never program while driving. GPS mapping may not be detailed in all areas or reflect current road status.Driving is serious business. Only use NissanConnect℠ Services powered by SiriusXM® and NissanConnect℠ Mobile Apps when safe to do so. NissanConnect℠ Services and Mobile Apps availability is dependent on vehicle model, trim level, packaging, and/or options. See NissanUSA.com/Connect for complete availability details.
**When equipped with forward Emergency braking and LED Low-beam headlights. Available features. FEB cannot prevent accidents due to carelessness or dangerous driving techniques. It may not provide warning or braking in certain conditions. Speed limitations apply.
***9,000 towing capacity on 4WD models. When towing at or near maximum trailer weight, the allowable vehicle cargo and/or number of passengers is reduced because it is necessary to stay below the Gross Combined Weight Rating and the Gross Axle Weight Rating.
^ Parking aid/convenience feature. Cannot completely eliminate blind spots. May not detect every object and does not warn of moving objects. Always check surroundings and turn to look behind you before moving vehicle.
^^Estimated EPA Highway miles.
+All zombie apocalypse scenarios are fictional.

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