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07-25-14

3 Must-Have Tricked Out Nissans To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse

3 Must-Have Tricked Out Nissans To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse

 

1. FIERCE REDESIGNED 2015 NISSAN PATHFINDER
With available RearView monitor and 26 MPG highway...you can keep an eye out for the undead without stopping for gas. Plus, with third row seating that provides seating for 7, you can bring all your loved ones with you and still have room for all the essentials - like food and water! Drown out the moans of the undead with available Bose® premium speakers and keep on truckin’!
2. VICIOUS 2015 NISSAN VERSA NOTE
Thought you needed a tank to keep your family safe from zombies? Just outrun them in a fuel efficient, spacious Versa Note! The Versa Note gets 40 MPG highway so you don't have to worry about stopping for gas and turning into a zombie feast. With available features such as NavTraffic provided by SiriusXM* and Around View ® Monitor**, you're sure to escape the zombie apocalypse. This small car gives you unexpected cargo room with the available Divide-N-Hide® adjustable floor to stow extra food.
*Required SiriusXM Satellite Radio, NavTraffic subscriptions sold separately and are continuous until you call SiriusXM to cancel. Fees and programming subject to change. SiriusXM and all related marks and logos are trademarks of Sirius XM Radio Inc.
**Available parking aid/convenience feature. Cannot completely eliminate blind spots. May not detect every object and does not warn of moving objects. Not a substitute for proper backing procedures. 
3. THE RUGGED 2015 NISSAN ARMADA
When nothing but "big and bad" will do, it's all about the Nissan Armada! With a vehicle whose name literally means "large" you know you're in charge! Armada’s powerful  317 horsepower V-8 engine allows you to  zoom by zombies with ease. If you need to haul a lot of supplies, the Armada can handle it - it can tow up to 9,000 lbs!*** With seating for 8 and an available Nissan Mobile Entertainment System with dual 7’’ head restraint-mounted monitors, the kids won't even know there's a zombie apocalypse raging outside of the Armada's plush interior!
***9,000 towing capacity on 4WD models. When towing at or near maximum trailer weight, the allowable vehicle cargo and/or number of passengers is reduced because it is necessary to stay below the Gross Combined Weight Rating and the Gross Axle Weight Rating. 
+All zombie apocalypse scenarios are fictional. Zombie apocalypse accessories are graphical representations and are not included.